water polo jokes
I have several jokes for you people to answer!?
Best answers please:
What item do you use when someone buys it, yet you don’t notice it?
What’s the same as of one side of an umblemished egg?
What, when you add to it, cannot take back?
What gets bigger as you take away from it?
What has holes and holds water?
How many holes does a polo(shirt) have?
Most and best answers wins!
casket
the other side
your word
hole
sponge
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ok this is stupid
water polo jokes
What Women Do That Drive Men Crazy
Dudes are famously tight-lipped about their emotions. However there are some sure-fire conversation rollers that’ll make even the quietest ones out there speak volumes, in an extremely animated way. Babes, beaches and of course bikinis are one. Also sports, the adrenalin pumping stuff.
However, if you’d really like him to pull out all the stops and get real voluble…ask, “What is it that women do that drives you crazy?” You’ll be surprised at his decibel level.
And yes…for those honest-to-goodness-answers, keep the girlfriend/wife away.
Some of the most annoying things that men abhor in their women go like this:
· Being ambiguous about practically everything, except when it comes to your jeans, jackets, purses and other feminine products. No invariably means Maybe; Yes means Perhaps…Mind numbing!
· Asking us loaded questions like “Am I looking too fat in these jeans?” and then making us feel like a mean-bean for giving an honest opinion. “Then why ask if you have no knack for honest opinions…”
· Turning on the water faucet whenever it looks like you are losing out on the argument. “It’s like fighting someone loaded with a Kalashnikov …the whole thing is terribly lopsided. And we don’t ever dare shout at this point or else the dam’s on us, full forced…”
· Making us apologize for not remembering your dad’s birthday, your brother’s anniversary, your monthly dates, even your dog’s vaccination date…generally everything that is anything in your life. However this does not include the birthday of the hot babe who happens to be your best gal pal.
· Making an anniversary out of every thing. First look anniversary, first kiss anniversary…whew!
· The two Cs: comparing and criticizing. Especially when comparison barometers are usually an ex-boyfriend (well if he was that good, then why leave him), or a guy friend, or worse, daddy dearest. The last one is really a knock out. Match and game point in one master stroke.
· Having the room done up in pink with teddies and posies strewn around. Or worse, go for a totally lived-in look, with rather personal paraphernalia strewn around.
· Borrowing our favorite jacket and forgetting to return it. Wearing our fave t-shirt and leaving it crumpled, stashed. Borrowing our Hugo Bosses or Polo’s and airing out half the bottle. “These kinds of free rides make us mad.”
· Too much of girly talk, giggling. “It does not mean that you indulge in brain testers, but hey! Do laugh only when you are meant to.” All talk about period cramps, tampons, make-up are put off points.
· Make up marathons. “We do appreciate your cutie to hottie metamorphosis, but certainly not when all you need to do is go out for an ice-cream.”
· Drinking and making a total slob of yourselves, especially at parties.
· Trying too hard to be sexy and seductive. Men really don’t dig the eager-beaver varieties.
· Inconsistency. Giving us the come-on and then acting coy and prude.
· Cracking OTT jokes at the first meeting, bragging or being feminist-on-a-mission types make men disappear real fast. Subtlety is still in.
· A total run down of a woman’s romantic history is a jerker. “Listening in to blast-from-the-past stories gives us no thrill.”
· Acting Momma. “We appreciate the one we have. So don’t try and cop roles.”
· Wanting to be the centre of existence 24/7. “Basically insecurity whenever I am away. There are other people/things that I enjoy too…”
· Birdy appetites. “Having to pay for a meal and see half of it left back on the plate is screamingly maddening.”
· Finally, the tendency to get us talking…not about sports/cars/work, but about our feelings. “Knowing your tendency to overanalyze, this is a devil versus deep water situation because wham! You’d turn things against us in a jiffy”.
· Also, not appreciating our silences. Just because we are silent does not mean something’s wrong!
About the Author
http://www.truepuzzle.com is a website for women to come together, regardless of where they live or what they do, to search for knowledge, share their thoughts and have fun together. The difference is that we encourage the male point of view on our site as it will bring variety and hopefully bridge the communication gap between the sexes.
How can i tell my cousin that i like her?
So I just meet my 19 year old cousin. Im 18 and i like her a lot. Her smile is amazing, Her laugh is cute, she is just perfect. She jokes a lot and messes around like i do, but i need to find a cute but serious way of telling her i like her A lot. We meet when my grandma died and since then we’ve been cool. She has been to one of my water polo games and she is now in Washington DC for an Immigration march. I wanted to tell her before she left but i didn’t know what time she was leaving. I was gonna tell her so she could think about it while she was over their but its to late. I will soon be a Unites States Marine and im inviting her over to San Diego for our graduation but that will be in about six months which is to long for me so if anyone could give me advice on which way to tell her how much i like her i would really appreciate it. Thank you.
Take her somewhere where no one arounf look in her eyes and say waheva u want to like if u like her and that =)
well everyone said its illegal …But who really cares =D
Channeling Between Youtube and Water Polo (Edit with sound!)
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